So, back to work tomorrow, or is it the next day, I can’t remember what I agreed with my boss.

Would anyone notice if I didn’t turn up, would she notice?

Do I actually do anything during those 9.5 repetitious and monotonous hours that is making a difference to the company or to humanity?

Perhaps the things I do at work are actually detrimental to humanity, I’d never thought about that before.

I’m not making WMD’s or anything, but if I’m not actively making things better for humankind, surely I’m making things worse?

Is this one of those things where there is no middle ground. You’re either a benefit or a drag? Shit, I’ve not thought about that before, I’m a drag, a leach on society, perpetuating the dysfunctional system.

Perhaps I should change careers to a more beneficial one? or….

Perhaps I can purchase some ‘offset’ benefit on the internet. That’s what I’ll do tomorrow, when I go to work, I’ll purchase some benefit offset.